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This is a rare photo taken by a young Loatian man at Horseshoe Lake in Arkansas. It is concrete evidence of the existence of a live Velociraptor named Carl which was reported to have terrorized the S.O.S. staff during the summer months of 2003. The monster's reign of terror began sometime in late June and carried on sporatically through August, popping up at inconvenient time to slash tires, maul unsuspecting victims and eat all of the mini muffins and croutons from the S.O.S. pantry. This particular species appeared to be less than six feet in height, making him one of the smaller raptors spotted in this area and often causing him to be mistaken for a large chicken. His amazing speed and agility and ability to leap high into the air distinguish him as a lethal killing machine that should be avoided at all costs. Notify authorities immediately so that they can return him to his home in Beverly Hills, California where he recently worked as an extra in Jurassic Park III. |
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